Monday, February 24, 2014

Bugs.

Bugs. I hate bugs. I especially despise lady bugs, spiders, Daddy long-legs, Walking sticks, and Praying Mantis.

Lady Bugs: They are everywhere. Ev-ery-where. I just took a drink of water from my cup, and what should land on the inside of my cup as I'm drinking? Yep, a lady bug. Screech! Gross. It got flicked across the room. Then another landed on me as I writing this. The absolute worst is when they land in your hair.

Spiders: Well let's just face it. Tiny body on eight creepy legs walking towards you, never did anyone any good. They can bite, and they can crawl into tiny holes, and then descend from ceilings on a string above someone's head. Not the most cordial fellows.

Daddy long-legs: They are like their counterpart the spider, yet with the greatest proportion of them being their legs. They are considered the deadliest spider, but their mouths aren't big enough to bite people. But they sure crawl up your legs.

Walking Sticks: REALLY!? Now who isn't scared of a stick that walks!? Though it really doesn't harm people, the fact that a stick is alive and following you, is just creepy. I mean what do you do? I know I back into a corner, far away from it, but meanwhile checking my surroundings for the other creepers before mentioned.

Praying Mantis: Now this sounds like a great thing, a bug that prays! What better kind of bug can you get? Uh no. I don't know if they are just praying we don't see them and squash them, but I sure am praying that they don't see me and fly into my face and hair, cause they are UGLY, and honestly the creepiest bug.  Big compound eyes, and some praying mantis can be 4 inches long! Big green, ugly body, that looks like it spring and attack you at any moment.

There, you now have a list of the bugs I hate. They aren't the thing I fear most. What I fear most is floating away in outer space. Yep, this completely terrifies me. And being run over by the propeller of a boat while in the water.

But bugs, I know they do good things for some plants, but they just freak me out. I wish they got it, and would stay away.

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